Dave Chappelle
01-28-2004 | 11:37 PM
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02-05-2004 | 01:10 AM
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It's not as funny as before because Dave Chappelle's Show's first season just set the bar for funny, IMO.
*rolls eyes backwards and starts doing the robot*
*rolls eyes backwards and starts doing the robot*
02-05-2004 | 09:57 AM
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that shows cracks me up...but yeah the first season ripped.
gonna us a bad word coming from a white dude but it's an example so chill.
I love the ***** skit. The white family. He's the milk man that is some funny stuff when at the very end he runs in peaks around the door and yells...*****...and runs away....oh man..then the *******s come to the house and they talk about the jews.....dude I was rolling. That is the funniest skit. oh...man.
gonna us a bad word coming from a white dude but it's an example so chill.
I love the ***** skit. The white family. He's the milk man that is some funny stuff when at the very end he runs in peaks around the door and yells...*****...and runs away....oh man..then the *******s come to the house and they talk about the jews.....dude I was rolling. That is the funniest skit. oh...man.
02-05-2004 | 11:54 AM
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I saw Dave at a comedy club in San Ramon back in '94... right about the same time he was in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".
He was like: "So... I'm chilling in 'tha moan'..." (After that, all my friends refer to San Ramon as "tha moan".)
He looked around the club: "So, where are all the black people at!?"
And he spots one table of black people sitting right up front. "Here they are... but ya'll are prolly from Oakland, right?"
They were.
He was like: "So... I'm chilling in 'tha moan'..." (After that, all my friends refer to San Ramon as "tha moan".)
He looked around the club: "So, where are all the black people at!?"
And he spots one table of black people sitting right up front. "Here they are... but ya'll are prolly from Oakland, right?"
They were.
02-05-2004 | 07:35 PM
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Dave's solution the the healthcare crisis:
"Fake Canadian ID cards for all Americans."
^
This one is a classic! Actually, it all reality, it is no diffierent then what the Illegal Mexicans are doing to the border states public healthcare systems...
Go Dave Go!
"Fake Canadian ID cards for all Americans."
^
This one is a classic! Actually, it all reality, it is no diffierent then what the Illegal Mexicans are doing to the border states public healthcare systems...
Go Dave Go!
02-06-2004 | 07:31 AM
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aaah the old Tommy T's...
Originally posted by sperry
I saw Dave at a comedy club in San Ramon back in '94... right about the same time he was in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".
He was like: "So... I'm chilling in 'tha moan'..." (After that, all my friends refer to San Ramon as "tha moan".)
He looked around the club: "So, where are all the black people at!?"
And he spots one table of black people sitting right up front. "Here they are... but ya'll are prolly from Oakland, right?"
They were.
I saw Dave at a comedy club in San Ramon back in '94... right about the same time he was in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".
He was like: "So... I'm chilling in 'tha moan'..." (After that, all my friends refer to San Ramon as "tha moan".)
He looked around the club: "So, where are all the black people at!?"
And he spots one table of black people sitting right up front. "Here they are... but ya'll are prolly from Oakland, right?"
They were.