Dave Chappelle
01-28-2004, 12:41 AM
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"I'll have a scotch on the rocks."
"I'll have a Samuel Adams."
"I'll have a Samuel Jackson."
"Me too!"
"Make that 3 Samuel Jacksons. Haha!"
"Good mothaf*ckin' choice mothaf*cka! It'll get you DRUNK! You'll be f*ckin' fat b*tches in no time! You might even fight a n*gga or two! MHHHH MHHHHH B*TCH!"
"I'll have a Samuel Adams."
"I'll have a Samuel Jackson."
"Me too!"
"Make that 3 Samuel Jacksons. Haha!"
"Good mothaf*ckin' choice mothaf*cka! It'll get you DRUNK! You'll be f*ckin' fat b*tches in no time! You might even fight a n*gga or two! MHHHH MHHHHH B*TCH!"
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01-28-2004, 12:41 AM
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anyone catch the VERY 1st episode of his 1st season?!? they started off w/ a spoof of the mitsu.eclipse commercial where that skinny-@$$ jennifer love hewitt look-alike is in the passenger seat supposedly getting her groove on. dave's the driver & boots her outta his ride to eventually give a sista a lift. damn! that woman gets her sh-sh-sh-shake on!!!
but the best part is the outake they show during his opening bit. the look on his face when he spots nipple cuz her boob pops out is priceless.
that boy's good! damn, that boy's good!
but the best part is the outake they show during his opening bit. the look on his face when he spots nipple cuz her boob pops out is priceless.
that boy's good! damn, that boy's good!
01-28-2004, 07:47 AM
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The best one hands down was the Black-White supremacists.
"How could this be? A black white supremacist!?...We caught up with him later while he was in the middle of his divorce. When asked for the reason of the divorce he said and i quote "because she was a n-word lover"
I forget the exact verbage but you get the idea.
Im rrrRich biatch! honk honk!
eric
EDIT: i guess the filter doesn't work for that word
"How could this be? A black white supremacist!?...We caught up with him later while he was in the middle of his divorce. When asked for the reason of the divorce he said and i quote "because she was a n-word lover"
I forget the exact verbage but you get the idea.
Im rrrRich biatch! honk honk!
eric
EDIT: i guess the filter doesn't work for that word
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01-28-2004, 10:04 AM
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Dave: "Chip NOOOOOO!"
Chip: "Oh I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."
Cop: "Well now you know! Just get outta here! Just get the f**k outta here!"
Dave staring dumbfoundedly at Chip
Chip: "What? What's wrong with you Dave?"
Dave: "I didn't know I couldn't do that?"
Chip: "That was good wasn't it? Because I did know I couldn't do that, ha...ha...ha..."
LMAO!!!
Chip: "Oh I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."
Cop: "Well now you know! Just get outta here! Just get the f**k outta here!"
Dave staring dumbfoundedly at Chip
Chip: "What? What's wrong with you Dave?"
Dave: "I didn't know I couldn't do that?"
Chip: "That was good wasn't it? Because I did know I couldn't do that, ha...ha...ha..."
LMAO!!!
01-28-2004, 12:01 PM
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"pay attention to this guy (pepe le pew) because he's funny"
"now i thought he was funny when i was a kid, but i'm watching it now and its like......wtf kind of rapist is he? i mean dayem calm down!"
"so what did you learn?"
"sometimes you gotta take the pu**y like pepe!"
"AWWWW no no no!!!!"
"now i thought he was funny when i was a kid, but i'm watching it now and its like......wtf kind of rapist is he? i mean dayem calm down!"
"so what did you learn?"
"sometimes you gotta take the pu**y like pepe!"
"AWWWW no no no!!!!"
