...well, it nearly went to this stupid squid.

Strike 1: Drunk

Strike 2: No Helmet

Strike 3: Speeding

He's in critical condition: Late night crash leaves Saint Helena motorcyclist in critical condition | PressDemocrat.com

 

Thought it went to the tren hsrd thread

 

Hope he recovers enough to have learned a lesson!

 

Yeah but I also hope he's done irreparable harm to his reproductive abilities so he wont have any dumb sheetz children in the future.

 

How does one get ejected from a motorcycle?! LOL

 

Eject-o seat-o cuzzz!!

 

As long as he's alive he's not eligible for the Darwin award. To win the Darwin award, you have to do something incredibly stupid that gets you removed from the gene pool.

 

Was at a party someone lit a mortar and it exploded right away. 2 to the hospital but they will be fine w no permanent damage.

 

How on earth did that happen?! The fuses are pretty long on mortar rounds.

 

Not sure. Lots of alcohol I guess. Dude was really drunk but I saw him tape the fuse about 20 minutes before, I have been wondering the same thing. It was really long. He says and it seemed to just blow up when he lit it. Still he did it in a crowded spot which was idiotic and the other guy injured who had to go to the hospital like most of us out there didn't know it was even being lit so I feel pretty bad for him.

 

I may or may not have been there... Tonight we saw a guy flying on his motorcycle with no lights. Pitch dark on the highway, #goodluck

 

#swag will save him

 

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