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Old 07-13-2007, 10:54 AM
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Chuck Norris is so badass....

he needs his own ***cing jeans to contain his karate kicks, Levis just explode right off his legs!!!

damn I memer this add from the katate mags I used to get in the 80s, just came across this pic again I totally forgot about.


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cannot see the pict
how about now?

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fix your compooter..
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hahaha i called and someone answered

i should have ordered a pair.
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
he needs his own ***cing jeans to contain his karate kicks, Levis just explode right off his legs!!!

damn I memer this add from the katate mags I used to get in the 80s, just came across this pic again I totally forgot about.



damn sign me up for one.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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"Chuck Norris" is the only hand that beats a royal flush... Well, that and a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! "HYEEE YAAAW"





Gawd I love Chuck Norris Jokes
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gawd, funny jokes....more please
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Chuck Norris only *********** to pictures of Chuck Norris


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