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Old 10-10-2008, 02:32 PM
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Chuck Norris is a Giants fan because he cant be a Dodger fan because Chuck Norris doesnt Dodge anything! The anything dodges Chuck Norris!
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I saw this on the main page and figured I would bring this thread back.

At night the boogey man checks his closet from chuck norris.
Chuck norris once brought a baby goat back from the dead by rubbing his beard and then chuck killed the goat with a roundhouse kick to the face showing that the good chuck giveth and the good chuck taketh away.
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Chuck Norris invented all the colors of the rainbow except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chunk Norris doesnt do drugs. Drugs do Chuck Norris.
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A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:53 PM
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^ lulz
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:25 PM
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If you Google "find Chuck Norris"...

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person"
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Mary was not a virgin, Jesus was the child of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinite......twice
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didnt, the road crossed chucked norris... and then it died.

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f#$%^&* chuck norris
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f#$%^&* chuck norris
O NO u didnt....
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i meant f@#$in chuck norris
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