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Old 10-09-2008, 02:40 PM
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For the love of god, let the chuck norris jokes die
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Old 10-09-2008, 02:44 PM
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For the love of god, let the chuck norris jokes die
Chuck Norris jokes don't die, they just rest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris is so not jdm he can drive a rhd from the left side.
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Old 10-09-2008, 02:52 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes don't die, they just rest.
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when chuck norris looks in the mirror he doesnt have a reflection.. cuz there can only be one chuck norris..
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Old 10-09-2008, 02:57 PM
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he NEVER cries.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:11 PM
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mona lisa's smile? chuck did it...
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:17 PM
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If Chuck Norris was a drink he would be fruit punch. Even fruit deserves to die.
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Chuck Norris punches *****es in the face

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Old 10-09-2008, 11:19 PM
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chuck norris once walked down a crowded street with an erection...











there were no survivors.
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When Chuck Norris wants eggs he cracks open a chicken
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:23 PM
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.



Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird



thanks to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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