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Old 10-09-2008, 01:08 PM
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Chuck Norris!
Tell us your favorite Chuck Norris quote or moment or whatever!

I will start it off:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:13 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups... he pushes the world down
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Chuck Norris found himself between a rock and a hard place, then he realized he was standing between two mirrors.
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When chuck norris donates blood, he uses a gun and a bucket.
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One of my favorite Chuck Norris moments was the episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Conan has the random Texas Walker :Lone Ranger clip generator lever installed. He gets his money's worth out of it and yanks it half a dozen or more times with no warning. That was a while ago, but it cracked me up.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Buy glass pipes
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The movie sidekick!!! with that dude that committed suicide
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this thread didnt last long.....
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who the hell is Chuck Norris?
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Originally Posted by MyNikonLens
who the hell is Chuck Norris?
You are already dead... and you don't even know it.
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Originally Posted by ryball
You are already dead... and you don't even know it.

damn...!
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Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
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Originally Posted by Irish_car_B0mb
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
But Chuck Norris wears SubieFoo pajamas... n matching slippers n nightcap
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