Caption This! (zoeb owned)
05-04-2005, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ish
Ok, lets see them, caption this photo.
zoeb: you smell like sh*t - did you eat some?
05-04-2005, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ish
Ok, lets see them, caption this photo.
Zoeb: Osifer, I mean officer don't you think that is a little drastic? My wing's not made by APC.
No your right it's not... But we believe it to be manufactured by GHEY. Therefore thou art banned!!!
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05-04-2005, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ish
Ok, lets see them, caption this photo.
(as officer removes genitals from pants)
Zoeb: Ahhhhhh, not another breathalizer! This is my 3rd one today!!!
05-04-2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
(as officer removes genitals from pants)
Zoeb: Ahhhhhh, not another breathalizer! This is my 3rd one today!!!
Zoeb: Ahhhhhh, not another breathalizer! This is my 3rd one today!!!
05-04-2005, 10:10 AM
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Officer: Sir, please quite twiddling your thumbs when I talk to you or I'll have to place you under arrest.
OR
You are under arrest for possession of child pronography. You have the right to remain silent..................
OR
You are under arrest for possession of child pronography. You have the right to remain silent..................
05-04-2005, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
(as officer removes genitals from pants)
Zoeb: Ahhhhhh, not another breathalizer! This is my 3rd one today!!!
Zoeb: Ahhhhhh, not another breathalizer! This is my 3rd one today!!!
05-04-2005, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by OneManArmy
Acadian....that isht is funny. I'm borrowing that one.
I like the....civilians can't carry one this size..... then Dan "oh really" and compares.
I like the....civilians can't carry one this size..... then Dan "oh really" and compares.
Believe it or not, a mate of mine back home (Canada) used that line while getting busted - good thing he wasn't driving and was in the back seat. Needless to say he got booked for the night! hahah. Another funny thing, he was calling the officer “ociffer”…too funny!!
05-04-2005, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Acadian
hahah
Believe it or not, a mate of mine back home (Canada) used that line while getting busted - good thing he wasn't driving and was in the back seat. Needless to say he got booked for the night! hahah. Another funny thing, he was calling the officer “ociffer”…too funny!!
Believe it or not, a mate of mine back home (Canada) used that line while getting busted - good thing he wasn't driving and was in the back seat. Needless to say he got booked for the night! hahah. Another funny thing, he was calling the officer “ociffer”…too funny!!
your buddy sounds very...ummm.... canadian..crazy bastard. Sounds a lot like me.
I get carried away sometimes. I got pulled over in santa cruz once and went OFF at the cop. I was like WTF were you doing following me so close and what is so interesting about my *** that you have to follow me for 10 minutes...etc...etc...
He then said....lisense and registration please. I remembered it was in my briefcase in the trunk....got out.... Ummmm....ociffer...you're not gonna believe this. I don't have my information> I had no proof of reg. No proof of insurance and an expired lisense. On top of that I had tinted windows, no front plate, strait through exhaust....etc....
He said he would have arrested me and impounded my car if I was alone. But it was late and I had a passenger...needless to say I STFU and my room mate drove over 17.
05-04-2005, 10:43 AM
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The most histerical thing in the history of the world is watching New Orleans cops during Mardi Gras. Talk about a mob. Don't give them a reason to even look at you. And if you see a cop on horse coming get out of the way. You get close to his horse and you'll get a boot to the head. My friend got tackled Warren Sapp style by a cop for trying to take a **** on the street. The funny part about that was when the cop tackled him he already had his junk out and the cop was pissed when he realized he just tackled a guy that way. He almost arrested him.
05-04-2005, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
The most histerical thing in the history of the world is watching New Orleans cops during Mardi Gras. Talk about a mob. Don't give them a reason to even look at you. And if you see a cop on horse coming get out of the way. You get close to his horse and you'll get a boot to the head. My friend got tackled Warren Sapp style by a cop for trying to take a **** on the street. The funny part about that was when the cop tackled him he already had his junk out and the cop was pissed when he realized he just tackled a guy that way. He almost arrested him.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
a buddy of mine..off duty had to tackle a crazy naked guy on highway 84. Was one of the craziest situations I've ever seen..haa. so random.