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Old 06-11-2009, 04:44 PM
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lol, yes, as in from Starcraft. I loved that game. I'm very much like a zergling -- small, fast (errr, used to be ), and annoying!
Stupid lings would freaking rush my camp and kill me. NR for 10 minutes! Lol can you tell I liked Protoss? I pwned at UMS!
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
Stupid lings would freaking rush my camp and kill me. NR for 10 minutes! Lol can you tell I liked Protoss? I pwned at UMS!
I'm actually better at playing Protoss, especially if the games go over 15 minutes. but I have killed someone in 3 minutes with zergling rush

I never got around to trying UMS (or any other "new" stuff after '99), I only really played FFA and melee

......sorry for the OT
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Originally Posted by zergling
I'm actually better at playing Protoss, especially if the games go over 15 minutes. but I have killed someone in 3 minutes with zergling rush

I never got around to trying UMS (or any other "new" stuff after '99), I only really played FFA and melee

......sorry for the OT
The OT was my fault, sorry!


So....cliffnotes for the day?

Both men AND women are evil.
Girls like smart, charming and funny guys who will pursue them subtly (<~~ sp?) but not creepily. yah?







oh, and supposedly make up sex is awesome.
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
The OT was my fault, sorry!


So....cliffnotes for the day?

Both men AND women are evil.
Girls like smart, charming and funny guys who will pursue them subtly (<~~ sp?) but not creepily. yah?







oh, and supposedly make up sex is awesome.
and birthday sex is the best
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Originally Posted by zergling
lol, yes, as in from Starcraft. I loved that game. I'm very much like a zergling -- small, fast (errr, used to be ), and annoying!

and what was that bit again about you dating a girl? Oh wait, never mind......

EDIT: and no nasties, I was thinking of this below! .......reallly!.......swear!.......hahahaha LOL



EDIT2: although some ppl might prefer these: (somewhat NSFW) http://img.alibaba.com/photo/5073125...otion_gift.jpg

I thought you meant real bewbs...... the right size/kind ARE stress relievers...... as well as inducers.....
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wow... this thread had 4 pages when i last saw this... 14 pages now !
noob settings? i have 7
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
Women are not evil. There's a reason WHY you guys marry us. There is a reason WHY you guys can't live without us. Sex? I highly doubt that's why you marry someone, even piggy scumbag men are smarter than that. So why can't you live without us? Because we cook for you? We clean for you? We have your children? We're there for you no matter what? How is that evil?

So what happens when women lose their "evilness"? When they give birth to the five kids you wanted and become stay at home moms? Yeah, taking care of all those kids (and you, and the house) is work...and you men get bored of them because they don't keep themselves up anymore. So what do you do? You hop on craigslist or find some other means of having more "fun" sex with someone who isn't so boring. Who's evil now?

Or say you don't have any children. Say it's just the two of you. Still you get bored of the same punani every night. So what do you do? You hop on craigslist or find some other means of having more "fun" or maybe even more "evil" sex with someone else.

Men don't want evil...but when you meet a woman isn't "evil" then they're just plain boring and you go find someone else who is more "exciting" or otherwise....."evil."
When does this part start?
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4 For me =)
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When does this part start?
werd...........
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Originally Posted by Electra
That's the problem, they dont know what they want. And once they figure it out, they will be to old to do it...haha
Conversely, women generally know what they want in a man, but chose one that has maybe one or two of those characters and then tries to change the other characters to conform to what they want. This is where conflict arises if neither is willing to compromise.
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