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Old 06-11-2009, 03:19 PM
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Oh, and sleeping with multiple partners is part of primate nature. The fact that women try to push men into manogamy is further proof that they are evil.
Eh...I disagree - I'm more monogamous than probably everyone I met.

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Yes, women do look for smart men. Money is a bonus. But Smart = charming, sweet, funny, and USUALLY nice, someone to hold a conversation with, someone to learn from, someone to grow from.
My point remains valid - women are able to support themselves these days and aren't looking for a 'way out' to never work again.

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call me stupid, but what is the buffalo bill approach?
Fake a hand injury, try to load a sofa into a van and have a nice young Senator's daughter come and help you. Just be sure to check she's a size 14.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:22 PM
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I'm actually weary of really attractive guys. They tend to know they're good looking and are *******s. 90% I've met are like that.
And they always will keep that mentality - because guess where it gets them? If being good looking and an ******* DIDN'T get them laid - they wouldn't do it and there would be less of them out there.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:23 PM
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I dont know either but its enough to break the ice

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Hi mike, I'm Ma........ HOLY CRAP IT REALLY DOES WORK!
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Fixed!

While I'm all for honesty, I find it safer (and more effective) to slowly "reveal" your intentions. This gives them a bit of time to digest and think about it. This, of course, is under the assumption that you're going for an honest relationship. Worked well for me for the current one, and the previous 3.
Trust me, before you decide to say it...she already knows. You guys think youre slick at hidng it. Youre not...by the time you FINALLY get around to saying it...we've already moved on. "I know he likes me, why doesn't he say anything? It's so obvious."

But by then, I'm so against beating around the bush I'll come out and make it clear for the both of us.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by R-Dub
Eh...I disagree - I'm more monogamous than probably everyone I met.
You =/= entire primate population.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
If you meet 3 *******s in one day, you might actually be the *******. Now I'm not sayin.... I'm just sayin...
Lol me being a ***** has nothing to do with the fact that men cannot hold a proper argument. Every woman knows this...every (or a lot of) women can relate.
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
Lol me being a ***** has nothing to do with the fact that men cannot hold a proper argument. Every woman knows this...every (or a lot of) women can relate.
sorry but i think your idea of a proper argument is flawed... a proper argument != crying / silent treatment
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Originally Posted by zergling
Hahaha I'll joke around with this with my gf's friends, see if they think it'll work
its not the line that gets you in its how you sell it and make them laugh

it worked the one time
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
Oh, and sleeping with multiple partners is part of primate nature. The fact that women try to push men into manogamy is further proof that they are evil.
Men push women into monogamy as well. All I ask of my man is that he is committed at heart. Physical commitment may be bent....with certain guidelines.
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mendoza line??????
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
Lol me being a ***** has nothing to do with the fact that men cannot hold a proper argument. Every woman knows this...every (or a lot of) women can relate.
believe me i know the term "you are right dear sorry"


no matter if you are right or wrong men
the woman is always right

if you fight you wont get any
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Originally Posted by irrational x
sorry but i think your idea of a proper argument is flawed... a proper argument != crying / silent treatment
that's not MY idea of a proper argument.


I dunno what kinda girls you've been arguing with. The crying and silent treatment are probably after she's realized you're impossible to talk to just kidding


Men will say anything when they have no other argument. Things that don't ever make any sense. Things that have nothing to do with the subject at hand.

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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
You =/= entire primate population.


There is a reason I tell people I'm not from this planet/species...I'm not kidding when I say it either.

My views resonate so quietly with the rest of this planet it's almost undetectable.
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Originally Posted by PenguinPrincess
that's not MY idea of a proper argument.


I dunno what kinda girls you've been arguing with. The crying and silent treatment are probably after she's realized you're impossible to talk to just kidding


Men will say anything when they have no other argument. Things that don't ever make any sense. Things that have nothing to do with the subject at hand.
OH we pretend we dont like the silent treatment

but I personally love it

teh woman usually breaks first and says im mad at you

then i just say oh i thought you were being quiet i didnt know sorry i cant read minds


and i dont get any that night
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Originally Posted by R-Dub
There is a reason I tell people I'm not from this planet/species...I'm not kidding when I say it either.

My views resonate so quietly with the rest of this planet it's almost undetectable.
Are you from Mars?
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