ATTN Alex and Joe, move over i got a better motor now...
01-30-2004, 01:35 PM
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ATTN Alex and Joe, move over i got a better motor now...
I present to you, my fellows brothers of baic the ultimate in automotive performance engines. THis motor took aprox 29 years of engineering to get to this point. This motor will furhtur place MPJPerformance at the top of the race motor world. Yes that is right people this motor is fully capable of outputting 1 Wp (wanka power for those who dont know). We are expecting this motor to put my car into the low 8's with the proper blower installed on this wonderful motor. Please do note that this motor does come with a full borla tophat and a baic cover. That is the show portion we are talking about here. The real performance lies under the baic cover, that is where we keep the marmite lubrication systems. Not to mention that yes folks this motor is fully BECKS powered, no low octane inpure crap for us! You may notice that even with the baic cover on the motor she does look a little rought around the edges, but that is ok as we do have plans to clean her up after we tune it right. And we are obvious that the imported parts we used to build this awesome motor are a bit... how should we say it... a bit testy if they dont get the right amount og marmite lube and becks fuel. We have put in palce a wonderful marmite lube system and we have bought kegs and kegs of becks to tackle this issue.
We are going all out here in out attempt to set a new world record for the fastarest wrx in the world.
I present you the new signature series Mpj Performance Sponsored WRX Race motor.
We are going all out here in out attempt to set a new world record for the fastarest wrx in the world.
I present you the new signature series Mpj Performance Sponsored WRX Race motor.
01-30-2004, 01:52 PM
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I don't need more cowbell dammit!
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Originally posted by WagonMonster
Does it run on Salt & Vinegar Crisps?
Does it run on Salt & Vinegar Crisps?
Also, how did you get the **** stain out?
01-30-2004, 02:05 PM
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That was the easy part man, i just told tommah about it, amazingly enought it was like watching a steam cleaner at work... never knew a human mouth could suck that hard...
ahahaha
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