Anybody got any Russian/Soviet Union (or any Eastern European) jokes?
08-10-2010, 02:12 PM
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Anybody got any Russian/Soviet Union (or any Eastern European) jokes?
Just keeping the trend going! Russian, Polish, whatever jokes...
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Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?
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What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
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What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
The bus and train timetables.
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How do you relate to the Soviet government?
Like a wife: part habit, part fear and wish to God I had a different one.
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These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?
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Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?
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What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
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What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
The bus and train timetables.
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How do you relate to the Soviet government?
Like a wife: part habit, part fear and wish to God I had a different one.
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These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?
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08-10-2010, 02:44 PM
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08-10-2010, 04:07 PM
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LOLQ: What do you call a Russian that has a sit down dinner alone at Denny's then gets a complete dinner to go to eat at the hotel room?
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08-10-2010, 04:14 PM
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now this is going back... way back during the cold war and the lack of basics...
one day, a french chick, an american chick and a russian chick were having lunch talking about the usual stuff.
the french chick suddenly starts up with sexual talk. she says that she buys 5 panties. one for each day during the week. during the weekend, she likes to go commando with her lover.
the american says she buys 7, for each day of the week...
then the russian chick says she buys 12... one for january... february... march...
one day, a french chick, an american chick and a russian chick were having lunch talking about the usual stuff.
the french chick suddenly starts up with sexual talk. she says that she buys 5 panties. one for each day during the week. during the weekend, she likes to go commando with her lover.
the american says she buys 7, for each day of the week...
then the russian chick says she buys 12... one for january... february... march...
I have owned the Lesbaru for longer than 6 months without wrecking it 
08-10-2010, 05:13 PM
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