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Old 08-09-2010, 11:23 AM
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A black kid comes home from school one day and says "Mom, I have the biggest dick in the 3rd grade. Is it because I'm black?" The mom replied "No *****, it's because you're supposed to be in the 12th grade."
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A black baby died and was given wings by god.

He asked god "does this mean that I'm an angel now?"

God laughed and said "nah n!gga, you a bat"

Such a racist joke, but its really funny.
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They both make black people run fast

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a cadillac with 5 black people goes off a cliff. Whats sad about that story?
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:12 PM
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Let see how far this thread goes!!
is token Correy scheduled for an appointment today or something? he usually has lots of whiteguy jokes
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:21 PM
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what are 3 things you cant give a black guy?

a black eye, a fat lip, and a job
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Why do black people have white palms?

Because when god was spraying them black their hands were against the wall.
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Originally Posted by Simonster
Q: why do non black people think it's ok to continuously put down the race in a little ol' message board?
A: ***** envy.

amidoinitright.com?

Having been in the military and showering with many naked dudes, I can attest that large *****' come in a rainbow of colors.
Except for yellow.
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Are you a ***** connoisseur?
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lolerskates

this thread= lolerskates...
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Old 08-09-2010, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by skeeler
Are you a ***** connoisseur?
id say so... go in and ask for the "special" service. you will not be disapointed.
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dont threaten me with a good time.
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