Almost makes me want a Volvo...almost...
02-25-2010, 09:05 PM
#1
Almost makes me want a Volvo...almost...
Another great ad from craigslist...when all else fails, its great to read other people's ads.
Had to share it before this amazing ride was sold!!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1618328586.html
I pretty much died laughing...
Had to share it before this amazing ride was sold!!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1618328586.html
2nd Owner!!(I bought it off an older gentleman a little over year ago)
Fasssst!! this car will dominate on the freeway!!
NO LIE smoke the doors off of e30 m3's in econ mode, e36 M3's ,srt-4 ,Subaru ,MBZ,Audi's,BMW ,even mustang's stand no chance once the turbo spools up,enjoy passing these cars with ease in heated Suede leather seats, don't beleive me come take a ride in this swedish rocket.
Fasssst!! this car will dominate on the freeway!!
NO LIE smoke the doors off of e30 m3's in econ mode, e36 M3's ,srt-4 ,Subaru ,MBZ,Audi's,BMW ,even mustang's stand no chance once the turbo spools up,enjoy passing these cars with ease in heated Suede leather seats, don't beleive me come take a ride in this swedish rocket.
NO LIE smoke the doors off of e30 m3's in econ mode, e36 M3's ,srt-4 ,Subaru ,MBZ,Audi's,BMW ,even mustang's stand no chance once the turbo spools up,enjoy passing these cars with ease in heated Suede leather seats, don't beleive me come take a ride in this swedish rocket.
If you don't know that Volvos go to like half a million miles without maintenance than your personal savior must be modern medicine and your ignorance would have been the death of you in the middle ages. DO not call if this is you.
I'm sick and tired of getting hit on by milfs in their sexual prime because they think I'm some suave interwebs mogul as I am rearranging my golf clubs to fit more groceries in the massive trunk
The marvelous Swedes designed this car, supposedly Volvos are born from space shuttles, which make them a little bit better than their retarded cousin the Saab (which was only born from jets, Boo)
(925)487-9692 Ask for D
Exterior-
17" oem Volan wheels w/ Goodyear Run flat tires(tires go for $250 ea!!)
30% tinted windows for privacy
Black
yellow Fog lights
Interior-
Alcantara(suede)/leather seats(heated,power)
Tilt steering wheel
individually adjustable climate control(seperate controls for passenger and drive)
power/heated mirros
Dark wood accents
Additional/Recent items-
Aftermarket stereo system professionally installed(Headunit,Amplifier,Subwoofer)
IPD polyurathane upper engine torque mount bushings
IPD polyurathane lower transmission mount bushing
IPD billet door pins/bezels
Samco Silicone Radiator hoses
New oem Radiator
Walbro 255lph fuel pump
O2 sensor(Bosch)
Cold Air Induction(Have stock air box also)
Possibly included/optional-
Aftermarket exhaust system(3" Turbo back)
stereo system
I'm open to all offers, worst I can say is no.... CALL OR TEXT (925)487-9692 Ask for D
If you don't know that Volvos go to like half a million miles without maintenance than your personal savior must be modern medicine and your ignorance would have been the death of you in the middle ages. DO not call if this is you.
I'm sick and tired of getting hit on by milfs in their sexual prime because they think I'm some suave interwebs mogul as I am rearranging my golf clubs to fit more groceries in the massive trunk
The marvelous Swedes designed this car, supposedly Volvos are born from space shuttles, which make them a little bit better than their retarded cousin the Saab (which was only born from jets, Boo)
(925)487-9692 Ask for D
Exterior-
17" oem Volan wheels w/ Goodyear Run flat tires(tires go for $250 ea!!)
30% tinted windows for privacy
Black
yellow Fog lights
Interior-
Alcantara(suede)/leather seats(heated,power)
Tilt steering wheel
individually adjustable climate control(seperate controls for passenger and drive)
power/heated mirros
Dark wood accents
Additional/Recent items-
Aftermarket stereo system professionally installed(Headunit,Amplifier,Subwoofer)
IPD polyurathane upper engine torque mount bushings
IPD polyurathane lower transmission mount bushing
IPD billet door pins/bezels
Samco Silicone Radiator hoses
New oem Radiator
Walbro 255lph fuel pump
O2 sensor(Bosch)
Cold Air Induction(Have stock air box also)
Possibly included/optional-
Aftermarket exhaust system(3" Turbo back)
stereo system
I'm open to all offers, worst I can say is no.... CALL OR TEXT (925)487-9692 Ask for D
02-25-2010, 09:13 PM
#3
well, you can buy this one, and maybe a sugar momma milf will buy you some rattle-can yellow? 
I know this thread isn't as epic as the cinder-block ad but I lol'd...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
I know this thread isn't as epic as the cinder-block ad but I lol'd...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
Last edited by Electra; 02-25-2010 at 09:18 PM.
02-25-2010, 09:37 PM
#4
the artist formerly known as mcdrama
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I know this thread isn't as epic as the cinder-block ad but I lol'd...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
02-25-2010, 10:12 PM
#6
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well, you can buy this one, and maybe a sugar momma milf will buy you some rattle-can yellow?
I know this thread isn't as epic as the cinder-block ad but I lol'd...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
I know this thread isn't as epic as the cinder-block ad but I lol'd...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/...a72418e2_o.jpg
[slightly foul language in the link btw]
02-26-2010, 12:53 AM
#8
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what the f...
Given insulin is my savior, I guess I can't own a Volvo? Is that the gist of this "sentence?"
If you don't know that Volvos go to like half a million miles without maintenance than your personal savior must be modern medicine and your ignorance would have been the death of you in the middle ages. DO not call if this is you.
02-26-2010, 08:40 AM
#11
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THE only Volvo worth owning:
Jesus drives a 600-bhp, 1975 Volvo 240, and he's a plumber, not a carpenter. How do we know this?
We recently spent some time with Henrik "Jesus" Alfredsson, a man who's had that ecclesiastic nickname since the fifth grade, is an industrial plumber, and is squarely on track to building Sweden's fastest street legal Volvo 240.
We recently spent some time with Henrik "Jesus" Alfredsson, a man who's had that ecclesiastic nickname since the fifth grade, is an industrial plumber, and is squarely on track to building Sweden's fastest street legal Volvo 240.
02-26-2010, 08:49 AM
#13
I wouldnt worry about it, I mean, do you really WANT to buy this car?
I'm sick and tired of getting hit on by milfs in their sexual prime because they think I'm some suave interwebs mogul as I am rearranging my golf clubs to fit more groceries in the massive trunk
