paper bag ftw

 

reminds me of Cartman,

" "My grandma was just Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me a quarter lesbian."

 

 

Ahhh midwest girls, suckin it in.

I should have one of my coworkers in Chicago go check this car out.

 

oh yeah, that's right. you're from the land of corn fed cows. raise any in these pics?

 

oh snap hahah

 

So which one of you guys thinks she's ugly?

 

Take the ***** outta the equation and she's nothing special, esp compared to Cali women, if she was an A-cup then nobody would even look @ her.
Look she's cute for a midwest chick; I don't like the tats, the stab wound'esque scar, her eyebrows look like they were done by a chola, eyeliner/mascara look like spackle, and pink nail polish...Really?

And then theres the mystic tan gone wrong, can anyone say Ooompa Loompa:


Gimme the Euro (Russian?) chick on the left:

 

Where do I start...

Eyebrows are uneven thickness
Left boob is smaller than her right
She has ****ed up hair
She is FAR to skinny, skinny chicks are nasty.


She pretty much looks like any ***** one can pick up on the strip in Los Vegas.



Now she is pretty in my book. Not over skinny, has just enough meat on her bones to look thick but not fat.

 

She has eyebrows? Yeah, I'm with you on the too skinny theory, but her arm and ***** block too much of her body to make an accurate assessment in this particular situation.

Allow me to rephrase the question. Which of you guys (besides Overbear) would actually not hit that if the opportunity was presented to you?

 

Hayden Panettiere has the body of a stout adolescent boy. I'll refrain from commentary on what that has to do with Overbear's assessment.

 

If you're talking about the possibly Hispanic chick you have in your post above, I think she's cute. Nothing spectacular, sure, but if she was, she wouldn't be working in a restaurant and posing in a parking lot for impromptu car sales listings.

A couple of the other chicks are unattractive in my opinion, but I think a couple of them are attractive also. Seems like a good cross-section of any female wait staff in the average restaurant.

 

I didn't realize it was the stabbing victim one. I guess she looks better when she's bent over

Cali's women run the full spectrum. There are some *** ugly ones. We can all sit here and go "meh, she has an imperfection there." but it'll all come back to what Paul said the 13th post. I sincerely doubt you naysayers have the ability to pull in perfect 10's, or even 9's.

 

I wouldn't sleep with any of them if I were single. They aren't ugly, just not my type at all. To call them butterfaces though, that's going over the top for some of you.

 

That means they're real
































Or a TERRIBLE boob job