the girls could be used to cover dents/scratches in your future auto sales.

 

 

The one on the right is damaged. There is an obvious dent. Do I get a discount? Like a scratch/dent sale.

Also...

 

hello internet male.

 

I do not care much for the car (you know I would rock it tho haha!!) but god do I love skanks!!

 

I'd hit both of them, but I'm really not digging the fake Scottishness.

EDIT: Those pictures must be taken in front of The Tilted Kilt. Scantily clad females in scottish tartan miniskirts and bras (obviously) as the waitstaff.
http://www.tiltedkilt.com/illinois/c...own/index.html

So no, they are not strippers, just a Scotsman's version of Hooters. Closest one to us is in Bakersfield.

 

Every restaurant has a theme just as every rose has a thorn.

 

Yeah, I realized it was at the Tilted Kilt (see my edit), I thought that was just their modeling getup. I'd still rock their casbah, if ya know what I mean

 

Roadtrip to the streets of Bakersfield?

 

Ok, but we're going to need a fast car.

 

As long as it isn't a pink Cadillac.

 

But it's bigger than a Subaru

 

 

I think the one on the left has a ruptured appendix or a problem with her spleen or something...what is that jutting out of her gut?

 

Don't push me. I'm already close to the edge.