#^$(* Camry drivers!!!

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Old 01-20-2010 | 10:37 AM
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#^$(* Camry drivers!!!

I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Camrys are:

- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers

And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.

/end rant
Old 01-20-2010 | 10:44 AM
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I used to drive my parents' 97 camry before I got my suby haha.

Never been in an accident yet someone managed to backup into my driver's door while parked on the street >=|
Old 01-20-2010 | 10:48 AM
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My buddy who just bought a Camry is a testament to this.
Old 01-20-2010 | 10:49 AM
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Corolla drivers are just as deadly if not worse than Camry drivers IMO. Especially if it's an Asian female driving the Corolla, complete with a bukkake face mask, tissue box and Doraemon plush toys on the rear shelf.
Old 01-20-2010 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by chimchimm5
i'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy corollas are:

- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers

and camry drivers are a close 2nd.

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Old 01-20-2010 | 11:04 AM
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i concur
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:01 PM
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looks like they have the same problem in Australia,

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7861835802

I remember living in the Sunset dis you wanted to stayed far away from any Camry or Accord that had a tissue box or stuffed animal on the rear parcel tray. Which is difficult since thats about 90% of the cars over there.
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by chimchimm5
I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Camrys are: ASIAN

- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers

And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.

/end rant
Fixed that for you.

Also, I don't taurus like that. I drive faster in my taurus than many do in their WRX/STis... And i'm talking turns.

But usually, yes, they can stupid as well.

Actually, group Indians in the asian group as well.
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by chimchimm5
I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Cars (except subies) are:

- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers

And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.

/end rant
Here, fixed that for ya
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:27 PM
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Fixed that for you.

Also, I don't taurus like that. I drive faster in my taurus than many do in their WRX/STis... And i'm talking turns.

But usually, yes, they can stupid as well.

Actually, group Indians in the asian group as well.
its wierd, im asian and i only see bad drivers a quarter of the time who are asian, the rest are just random races. esp mexican lol.


and yea corolla drivers way worst than camry drivers
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pho_shizzle
its wierd, im asian and i only see bad drivers a quarter of the time who are asian, the rest are just random races. esp mexican lol.


and yea corolla drivers way worst than camry drivers
Stereotypes are sooo wrong, yet sooooo true!

Asians/Indians are the WORST DRIVERS!
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by chimchimm5
I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Camrys are:
I have the same problem with G35 owners though so I feel your frustration. I drive a Camry but, mine is special & I know I don't fit in the "demographic". Hope your day gets better.
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:35 PM
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Next are Ghetto people (of any race, although white/mexican/black are the usuals) who can somehow not crash doing the most crazy, stupid things. Like running red lights at left turns, going 20-30mph faster than they should, understeering all the way to the curb, yet, not hit it, and make it by the skin of their teeth.
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:38 PM
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I think they drive like that to protect their plush dolls, don't want to knock off the air freshener, and don't want to knock their teeth out because they drive to damn close to the steering wheel. Which in some of their cases might help them out a bit.
Old 01-20-2010 | 12:43 PM
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*chuckles* I drive a camry as a DD, and I guarantee you, your the one I am blowing past with my finger out the window because your driving too ****ing slow for me.

99.9% of ALL northern CA drivers are ****ing worthless, especially in the rain. Who the **** needs to slow down to 40 on the freeway? **** I came into work today and was happy doing 65 in the fast lane, just blasting along, when some dumb **** decides to go 50 and get in front of me...in a WRX no less.


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