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#106
Hey man, I don't know about you, but when I need to... forestall certain natural male physiological responses while in the midst of... certain reasonable actions with an attractive person of the opposite gender, I think about whether the girl's mother would like me as a person and potentially as a future son-in-law.
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Some i-Clubbers will also recall me talking about trying to eat a ham sammich while taking a dump, just to see if my gastrointestinal tract can handle simultaneous action.
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Some i-Clubbers will also recall me talking about trying to eat a ham sammich while taking a dump, just to see if my gastrointestinal tract can handle simultaneous action.